Warm toes

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It was SO cold out this morning that it seemed appropriate to roll out my new woolen Thorlo’s for their inaugural voyage!  And before I get distracted with other matters, let me tell you they were FAB…. really toasty!  Although the real test, I guess, is when they get wet and there were no puddles at all this morning… just lumps of ice!

Nick and his additional X pounds of weight had returned from Oman and after yesterdays false start, he duly arrived this morning at 7.30 and we ran off into a wonderfully crisp, clear morning.  I think that he must have called in a favour with the National Coal Board, as his power-hungry watch-thingummy was fully charged and rearing to go.

We ran out to the Royal Oak, then along the magical path where I always seem to have more energy, then down and across to Wellhouse Lane, past the water tower and back along the railway.  As always with the Bok, it felt hellishly quick and very much like he was dragging me along most of the way.  When we were almost back he muttered something about having got me to carry his extra weight around for him, hence the reason that he was able to bounce along like his jacket was filled with helium, whilst my legs felt like lead… I almost think that he wasn’t joking!

Our circuit this morning was 6.5 miles according to the digital navigator, but having given us that great news it then changed its mind (or Nick’s eyes started functioning again as they warmed up), deciding it was only 6.3!  No matter, at 55 minutes (by my reckoning) the overall speed was 6.87mph.

Nick kindly took a couple of photos on my mobile to show how beautiful the morning was… I’ll upload them with the ones I took the other day when I figure out how to send emails on it!

Flowers to brighten the day!

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I’ve never liked the smell of nasturtiums, but my, oh my, aren’t they gorgeous!  Not sure what the leaf is from (a violet?), but that’s a bit of a looker too!  Both are courtesy of my folks who, as you may have gathered already, are extremely green fingered!

A good reason to watch the fireworks from indoors

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We had a little debris in the garden yesterday morning, consisting of two fireworks that had landed on the lawn.  Both had embedded over an inch into the ground and would, I suspect, have given anyone standing in their way a bit of a headache… or worse if they had been looking up at the time!

Waving at passers by

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It was another glorious morning and Jack was in a romantic mood, back-lit by the sun and softened with a hint of mist.  It was one of those mornings where I too would have been happy just to stand in the sun and wave my arms around.

I certainly wasn’t in the mood to run, but heh-ho, here I was.  Heading East from Jack and Jill, I passed Ditchling Beacon, where I paused to stretch and then headed for Blackcap, stopping on the way again to take a photograph of a persuasive sign saying ‘don’t stray off the path’… the words chosen for the purpose were ‘Firearms in constant use on this farm… for your own safety stay on the public footpath’.  Sticking to the middle of the path, to avoid any doubt, I ran on and arrived at Blackcap faster than two weeks ago… which is amazing bearing in mind the stops and how slowly I felt as if I was running.

From there I backtracked a little and dropped off the Downs to Plumpton Agricultural College and headed North as far as the racecourse, then West.  The houses around here are just beautiful and the little hamlet of Streat is charming, with the sound of its parishioners singing their hearts out emanating from the church.  I had spooked a horse with an old lady aloft two weeks ago and then had to pass them a second time ten minutes later… the horse was clearly unsettled by something, possibly my bright blue gilet.  Today she greeted me as I paused to let her pass, just in case, but the horse walked past nonchalantly.  ‘ I’m not scared of you, you silly runner’ it must have been thinking.

Then I was back onto the old faithful track which goes North from Westmeston… I really love it because it’s been here since Roman times and I suspect that not much has changed since then.  When I got to the railway though, I just had to stop and walk for five minutes as my mind was still not really in the run.  It’s a powerful thing, that thing in your head!

There’s a path that runs along one edge of Ditchling Common that I think is magical and I ran down it today.  It’s a narrow path along the treeline that winds between old trees and and through thickets and seems almost enchanted.  For some reason I felt my strength return and I blew along it effortlessly like the wind.

Back out on the Common I had another pause though (bit of a habit today), ate a Tracker bar and then jogged home the last ten minutes.

Overall, particularly in the psychological department, a really awful run, which was reflected in the speed at 5.69mph.  But it was 12.3 miles which is almost 20km, so it was not all bad.  And nothing could take away the fact that, with the Autumn leaves turning shades of red and gold, it was a glorious morning!

Is this a good time?

Was it me or the event timing that was running slow?  1.50.54 is nowhere near the sub-1.50 that I expected!

For a picture of the drowned rat hammering home, visit Antbliss – runner 1291 finishing 525th…

Enjoy!

Barns Green Half Marathon

Always write when the pain is still fresh… that’s what I reckon!

The day was gray & drizzly and curling up by the fire seemed like the best idea, but instead Mister Thomas’s jalopy turned up at the appointed hour to whisk us away to play.  Cliff, the tall man with the gray hair, was already there whilst Pete turned up in the nick of time… not bad, bearing in mind that he had cycled from Brighton to warm up!

Cliff & Pete acted as the advance party, Kim brought up the rear, whilst Dai and I just cruised along in the middle, the beeps of his sat-nav watch suggesting that someone could have been more accurate with the mile markers.  Seven, eight and nine minute miles were the order of the day, depending on the gradient therein, which augured well for the sub-two-hour goal.

The weather was basically pants (that’s a technical term) and although warm enough on the lungs and cool enough on the back of the neck, it played havoc with my hair, making me look like a drowned rat.

Two tips for anyone who’s interested.  Firstly, when you’re running try to land towards the outside of your heel, rolling your foot forward as you pass over it to depart from your big toe.  This is very efficient and is great for allowing you to lengthen your stride… which means that you can reduce the number of strides you have to take if you’re a lazy oaf like me!  It’s also softer on your knees, welcome for the vets amongst us!

Secondly, judging by the gasping going on around me, the lungs are a greatly under utilised asset to many runners.  Although I do accept that you have to do what works for you, I was taught (some 25 years ago by a Police diver) to run four paces breathing in and four paces breathing out.  This slower intake means that you can breath in through your nose (helped today by a Breathe-Right strip, at least until the sweat and rain washed the sticky stuff away towards the end) and also means that you get to fully inflate your lungs.  After five minutes focusing on breathing this way, it is amazing how easy the uphills are, as the blood has that elusive oxygen stuff, that muscles lap up, in abundance.

At the 12 mile marker my watch said 1.40 and I picked up the pace slightly to chase a new target of 1.50, helped by a kind man in a green vest.  In the last 400m a tall guy came running past, kamikaze style, only to slow to a walk ahead.  As he picked up to run again at the 200m mark, he became my new target in a sprint to the finish.  I hoped the man in the green vest would come with me, but I ended up pipping the tall man and two or three others to the post alone.

The results are still not out, but my watch was a gnats whisker before 1.50 so I hope to have a one forty-nine-something time.  Slightly better than Dai at 1.59 and Kim at 2.34, but not as good as Cliff at 1.42 and Pete at 1.36.

Pete was all set to cycle back to Brighton too, mad fool, but accepted Dai’s offer of a lift in view of the inclemency of the weather!

The fire was finally lit and a fry-up devoured along with copious cups of Earl Grey tea… Twining’s of course!  And hey!, it’s only six o’clock!

For the finishers photo, you need to go to Dai’s site… enjoy the grins!

A message to Hotpoint designers

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Two minutes. 

In the scheme of things, it’s a really little thing to mar the otherwise extremely positive experience of a washing machine.  The problem is, it’s the last part of the experience, so however good it was up until that moment, this is the feeling you take away with you.  It’s so frustrating that I often forget to empty the machine for hours.

What an earth am I going on about? 

My Hotpoint Ultima machine beeps, loud and clear, when it has finished.  Except that one of the designers thought it would be funny to, having grabbed your attention and drawn you to the machine, keep you waiting for two minutes before they allow the door to unlock.  Barred by a little keyhole symbol!

Two frustrating minutes. 

‘Ha ha, Gotcha!’ it screams.  Or maybe, ‘this is to show you how safety conscious I am’.  I don’t know, it doesn’t speak my language!

Why not beep when the machine is ready rather than two minutes early?

A big gamble, little Lambkins!

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You can tell that Nick and Daren spent many formative years running together because they both bound along, almost playfully, when they run with me.  There is more than a hint of reserve energy that can be turned on, in Nick’s case particularly, the moment there is the merest hint of competition.  Is this man competitive?  Nah, not much! 

In trying to describe his running style, we started thinking along the lines of a deer, maybe Bambi, but he’s not that uncoordinated; he certainly has the energy of a big puppy, but he doesn’t slobber so that’s not right; we decided that he’s a little like a lamb when he gambols (a good reason not to gamble in my opinion) but they’s mighty big gambols for a tiny lickle lamb.  The closest so far I think (other suggestions welcome) is a Springbok, with it’s endless energy and fast changes of direction.

All of which neatly segways into why I’m so knackered again this morning, which is that I went for a run with Nick!

The morning started darn early and even the sun wasn’t out of bed when the coffee pot went on.  How did I ever get up far earlier than this for so many years?!  Fortunately the overnight cloud cover had sent the hard frost packing, so the twelve layers of thermal clothing set out ready were not to be required. 

Now, having worked with thousands of field staff over the years, I am seldom stunned by the creativity of the excuses that people give when pitching up late or not at all so when Nick called aroundabout sunrise with some c&b story about a flat battery on his van, I knew he was just getting out of bed and that I was lucky that he was phoning, let alone going to turn up.

He duly arrived and what did stun me was that he had actually remembered to charge his watch – though why he actually did this twice I didn’t manage to get to the bottom of.  And duh!, was the van really the best place to charge it from?

We eventually set off and within minutes I was out of breath and realising that I should have started at the correct time and let him catch up.  Have you ever tried keeping up with a gambling springbok?  Normally we have a nice even-tempo chat as we enjoy the fresh air, but today my

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The going was quite firm and though my hands were pretty cold, two layers were actually sufficient, me having been persuaded to leave a third behind on threat of being called a wuss!

I tried to outrun the ‘bok on three occasions, all fruitlessly, and the van-powered watch recorded a fastest sprint time equivalent to a 4 minute 35 second mile… although whichever occasion that was, it was nowhere near a mile and was followed by an increasingly long recovery time whilst trying to stave off the nauseous feeling in my stomach!

I am quite pleased that the heart-rate element of the Swiss-army watch beeped on two occasions to warn of impending heart failure… and relieved that I wan’t wearing one because I’m sure the constant beeping would have drained the battery.

So, 6.67 miles were covered according to the on-board satellite navigation department in just under 58 minutes which I make to be an average speed of 6.97mph. 

Keep that up on Sunday and I’ll come in at 1 hour 52 minutes… on a stretcher, of course as it’s twice as far!  Definitely three of us joining Kurt  (and 1,300 other folk) at the start line and I hear tell that Cliff may be persuaded to grace us with his presence too.  Anyone else not got a good excuse?

Hi Chris!

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Kim very kindly dropped me off at Jack & Jill windmills this morning.  And what a beautiful morning it was too, as you can see from the pics!  The only people I normally share running space with on a Sunday are dog walkers, which was why bumping into Richard last weekend was so cool.  Today there were a plethora of other runners, cyclists and dog walkers out and about and a real sense of bonhomie!

One of the benefits of wearing an extra layer (it was a frosty morning) was an extra pocket to put my mobile in, which enabled me to take some photos for a change.

I made good progress along the top of the Downs past Ditchling Beacon as far as Blackcap.  Kim and I used to train along here in preparation for the Berlin marathon in 2004 and so it holds memories as well as being a good firm surface to run on.  After Blackcap I dropped off the top and headed north, breaking new ground and finding some beautiful houses, farms and churches surrounded by lush Sussex countryside!

Eventually I hit Plumpton and followed my nose as to the route out, running up what looked like someone’s driveway.  A man with a dog approached me in the opposite direction and I felt it may be pertinent to ask if this was a public footpath and not his drive!  I was totally amazed when, taking off his Walkman, a most cunning disguise, it turned out to be Chris Burt, an ex corporate bank manager of mine.  Both stunned, we stood to chat and it was really great to see you Chris!

One of the benefits of being comfortable with ambiguity is that it doesn’t really matter where you end up running and I ended up running into the same junction of paths as I had found when I’d exited the golf course a week or so back.  Pleased at having joined up a few more dots on the map, I then knew I was homeward bound, but right about then I had a strong urge to eat something – toast and peanut butter!  Not having said sustenance and knowing that my reserves were now low I had no alternative other than to press on, slowly and regardless.

By the time I reached home I was knackered!  Deducting the estimated ten minutes talking to Chris, I had run for two hours twenty and covered 13.5 miles, or 21.5 km.  One of the reasons for the post being a little late is that I ate my toast & peanut butter and promptly fell asleep in the sun!

Don’t forget Barns Green next weekend… hope to see you all there!

Happy Birthday!

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Many of you know my kayak-mad younger brother Nigel and I’m sure you will join me in wishing him a very Happy Birthday! 

He is very lucky to be a well travelled young chap, visiting, amongst other places this year, China, Mexico, New Zealand, Sweden, Scotland, France, USA etc, not to mention starting off at my place and spending at least some time in his Seattle home town.

Those people who do know him will, I feel sure, be amused by this picture of him… for those who don’t know him, at least yet, I think this is the last recorded time he wore a tie. 

Picture courtesy of Peter Foster, 1967.

Happy Birthday Bro!